Tag Archive

You are currently browsing the tag archive for the 'bacon' tag.

Can he make it? Yes, he can.

October 28, 2008 in personal, video post, writing | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 comment

The video you’re about to see, leave a comment on and assign an exceedingly high star rating combines the two best things America has going for it right now—in fact, the very two things on which I would sell someone if asked to make a case for why America’s great: Barry Obama, and Bacon.

Read the rest of this entry »

vital stats

Patrick Kelly (pictured, partially, above) is 25 years old, a Bachelor of Writing Good and Bullshitting, and a total mess. See "The story" up top for more information.

Patrick on Twitter

  • Stuart threatened to pee on the window above the toilet in our bathroom earlier. There's no reason for him to do any of the things he does. 1 week ago
  • Pumpkin flavor: I WANT TO GO TO THERE. http://bit.ly/4SaZW 1 week ago
  • What fuckin' snow? Quiz is still on, chumps. Horrorrific. Scruffy Murphy's (20th & Larimer), 8pm. Be there. 1 week ago
  • So @agentwells and I just invented a new dish: macaroni and cheesesteak. It's the best thing that's ever happened to us or the world. 1 week ago
  • Stuartism of the Day: "Lemurs are like monkey retards." 2 weeks ago

categories

 

November 2009
M T W T F S S
« Oct    
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
30